Clarity Kink
One potent day. Me in your pocket. Clarity, power, and zero fcks left to give.
Let’s skip the BS...
You’ve got a business to run.
People to lead.
Money to make.
And a brain that won’t stop spiralling every time a decision needs to be made.
You’re smart.
You’re powerful.
You’ve done the work.
But lately? You’ve been second-guessing every move.
– Questioning your prices.
– Replaying client convos.
– Avoiding the team chat.
– Sitting on offers you should’ve launched two weeks ago.
– Waiting for a “sign” from the universe (while ignoring what your bank account is telling you).
Meanwhile, the pressure’s building and you’re still stuck.
You don’t need more coaching.
You need someone to cut through the chaos and say,
“Here’s exactly what to do next. Now go.”
Enter: Clarity Kink
This isn’t a 6-week mastermind.
It’s not another group call you’ll ghost by Week 2.
It’s one day. Me. In your pocket.
No Zoom calls. No homework. No fluff.
Just raw, real, in-the-moment recalibration that slices through the mental noise, reignites your clarity, and gets you moving again
What’s included?
💬 A full day of voice note + text support (WhatsApp-style)
You get me in your pocket for one whole day - like having your own business intuitive + energetic dominatrix + strategist on call.
🎯 I’ll help you:
- Unravel the mental chaos and figure out WTF is actually going on
- Identify where your energy (and cash) is leaking
- Clarify your next, right move — in business, offers, boundaries, or leadership
- Reset your power before you spiral into another crash cycle
- Hold you accountable for doing the thing your body already knows you need to do
🧠 This is high-level strategy + grounded intuition + tough love.
You’ll get insight, alignment, and probably a few gentle (or not-so-gentle) roasts to bring you back to your centre.
Who this is for:
✅ You’re a leader, creative, coach, or founder who’s tired of overthinking every. single. move.
✅ You’re already successful—but your energy is scattered and your clarity is MIA
✅ You want straight-up insight without a whole damn coaching curriculum
✅ You’re ready to be called forward (with love, but also with fire)
✅ You don’t need permission. You just need perspective.
Not for you if:
🚫 You’re looking for hand-holding, excuses, or permission to stay stuck
🚫 You’re unwilling to be lovingly challenged
🚫 You want a formula - this isn’t plug-and-play, it’s deep-cut clarity
🚫 You’re not ready to actually do something with the insight you receive
How it works:
- You book your spot
- You’ll get a quick onboarding message with all the details
- On your Clarity Kink day, you’ll have access to me from 7AM–9PM via WhatsApp-style voice + text
- We dive in. You ask. I respond. We untangle the mess. You get clarity, direction, and momentum.
- You leave the day with energy, action steps, and your fire lit again.
Your investment:
$111
No contracts.
No commitment.
Just one potent AF day of support that could change the trajectory of your week, month, or whole business.